your mom is so nice

she gave me a hamburger

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

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vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

  1. dont have a crush

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“what does x amount of calories look like, how many calories should I eat?”

imgonnamakeachange:

fattytofitty:

Bitch, shut up & eat.
If you’re hungry, then smash down some food.
Food is fuel.
You wouldn’t drive your car on empty, why do so to your body?

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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butterpopsicle: ALASKAN BULL WORM

butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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