how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

(Source: odianne, via funnybro)

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trolllinginthedeep:

Partly because it’s been a while but also because yolo

who am I kidding it’s all because yolo

Eyebrows, Eyebrows, Baby

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

(Source: graceslick-, via lolsomeone-actually)

josiahfiles:

Angry birds space?

Why are birds in space?

I bet they are angry because of the lack of oxygen

I would be angry

I would probably explode with anger

Also lack of pressure

But let’s not worry about semantics here

(via jackalackal)

(via funnybro)

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hissbitch:

Rose petals leading to Cool Whip (2012)

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moominboy:

when a woman says she doesnt like your pet hippopotamus she MEANS it 

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funnybro:

school would be 800% better if there was no math involved

If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?

(Source: iphone420)